Thursday, July 7, 2011

It's my blog and I can vent if I want to. Vent if I want to.

 I work in the food industry. And it's by far the biggest frustration of my laid back life. So once in a while, a vent session is needed. Here goes.

Dear person who pitches a fit and throws their ugly purse down on the table when your two sandwiches aren't done in under 5 minutes, you look like the idiot, not us.
P.S maybe, just maybe, if you didn't so obviously love food as much as you do you would have more patience.

Dear people who look at me like I'm stupid when I ask you what veggies you want on your sandwich and say things like "I don't know, you choose", or "Just put whatever", or "What's good on it?", I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF VEGGIES YOU LIKE OR WANT. Please take initiative and decide what you want to put in your own darn mouth.

Dear people who take 8 minutes to order a sandwich, please hurry. The decision of swiss vs provolone doesn't need a pro/con list.

Dear people who want a completely custom order of things that aren't even on the menu in a fast-food time span, Mcdonalds is down the street. Custom=more time.

Dear people who want special treatment for certain reasons, I know you're stuck in high school mode still, and I'm sure you were a "cool kid",  but you're seriously not as special or cool as you think you are. Get over yourself, please and thank you.

Well, I think I'm done. That feels better. Now if I could just print this and post it on our doors. Hmm...

Trotter Family Quotes part two.

Situation: Sadi does something bratty which is not unusual and walks into her room. 
Bri says from the kitchen, "Sadi is seriously such a brat".
Sadi's unexpected reply from her bedroom, (I thought she was out of hearing range) "I have ears and I have feelings!"


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Situation: Kaden talking to Mom about his sleepover.
Mom, "What time did you get to sleep?"
Kaden, "About 2:00AM. Well it was actually like 1:55..."
Mom, "Yeah, that's about 2:00..."

I think he realized that going to bed at two possibly didn't sound good so he wanted to put it in the one o'clock hour. Smart man.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Trotter family quotes.

Chance says, "Bri, you'll always wear the pants. You like pants."

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Situation: family sitting around watching Terry Fator (ventriloquist dude). He was dressed as Michael Jackson and dancing which, of course, meant grabbing...himself.

Sadi, "Mom, why is he grabbing and lifting himself?"
Mom, "Ask your dad."
Dad, "He's making sure his wee-wee is still there."
Sadi, "Ok, never mind!"  (turns away disgusted/embarrassed)


Never a dull moment  :)

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Birthdays are fun.

Especially America's! 

It started with some patriotic pancakes. 







 (Somebody didn't like fireworks. 
"They're so loud!" 
"So cover yours ears instead of your eyes; then you can see them! They're pretty!" 
"No.")


And ended with what else but fireworks at the park surrounded by family and friends. 
Hello happy day.