Thursday, September 1, 2011

The text I never, ever imagined myself sending.

Here it is: 

"Well see there was a fish bowl. 
And there was like ten fish in it. 
Mostly goldfish.
And if the fish all got in the middle
of the bowl a whirlpool would start and the fish
would spin around sooooo fast! 
It was supposed to be fun for them
but I didn't know that 
and I ran upstairs and told my dad and I was panicking so bad
and he was like ok whatever and got in the shower 
and I was like why are you showering?! 
The fish! The fish! 
And I went downstairs and it had stopped
and there was one little hole in the side of the tank
and a goldfish was sticking his head out over and over
and my mom and Jae kept poking his head back in 
but I didn't dare touch it. 
The end. 
My hand hurts."

That was the dream I had yesterday morning. I texted it to Jason while I was at a plasma donating center and upon re-reading it to myself I burst out laughing. Like a good 'ol belly laugh that leaves you crying. And people stared a lot, and I felt like I needed to stop laughing, which never ceases to make me laugh harder, longer, and louder. Good times.

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