Trotter family quotes.

Chance says, "Bri, you'll always wear the pants. You like pants."

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Situation: family sitting around watching Terry Fator (ventriloquist dude). He was dressed as Michael Jackson and dancing which, of course, meant grabbing...himself.

Sadi, "Mom, why is he grabbing and lifting himself?"
Mom, "Ask your dad."
Dad, "He's making sure his wee-wee is still there."
Sadi, "Ok, never mind!"  (turns away disgusted/embarrassed)

Never a dull moment  :)